Vijay Mallya?

Vijay Mallya. The very IPL-ing name!!

I won’t be surprised if many girls, ahem!! like me would want to swap places with him. I don’t mean the hot girls in swim suits in the back ground [I’m very much straight, Thank God] I’m talking about the cash in one hand and the kingfisher beer in the other hand. :P

There have been times when G and I have discussed ways to get into UBCity (yea we agreed!! We’ve never been there!) and manage to flee away with tons of goods.

P and I genuinely had a conversation on how to seduce (yea only seduce, he is old!) the kingfisher man and elope with his cash. We still need to talk about how to escape from his huge mansion with security guards at every turn. Umm..we should put our brains (and not body) to use here because no one will get seduced by girls with huge amounts of cash with them. Cash is the prime interest for any man. Agree right?

This is all the non-sense talk that we only do :P we’ll be seriously serious at that time but deep down inside we’d be thinking “yeaahh-eerrittee’.

:D

Two weeks ago when I was at G’s place, I came across some random phone number written in one of her books. She didn’t know whose number it was and neither did she care. The crazy girl that I am, stored the number in my phone under the name, you guessed it, Vijay Mallya!! :P :D

If you thought this was it, read on.. I’ve got more!

Some days ago when staying in my aunt’s house. Here’s what happened when my cousin S happened to check my phone

S: Heyy!! Whose number??!! Vijay Mallya?!! *highly-excited-but-trying-to-hide-it-voice*

Me: umm..i could do with some fun here.. Hey yea that is one of his numbers *smiles widely*

S: How did you get it?! Dude? Vijya Mallya?? *astonished*

Me: Hey my friend is friends with his son..so yea I found the number in her phone..and that’s how it got it *:P*

S takes her phone and calls that number while I’m trying to avoid her eyes. :D

OMG!! This girl actually thought that it is Mallya’s number. :D

The unknown-Mallya happened to answer the call (and trust me, we do not know who that person is) She immediately hung up when she heard a ‘halla’(the kannada version of ‘hello’) in the other end.

I was making all sorts of expressions and acting like it was Mallya who answered the call (yea-uh-uhh-eerite!!) and she still believed that it was the actual-Mallya!!

The stupid girl that she is, sent a text message to unknown-Mallya asking ‘Vijay Mallya?’

The very next minute she got calls from another unknown number. She answered but never spoke. There was silence at the other end also. We assumed that it was the unknown-Mallya checking on us. Lol.

After a hell lotta drama I finally let it out to her that the number wasn’t Mallya’s.

S: *omg-look* whose is it then??

Me: ahh..I don’t know. *laughing-out-loud*

S: Hello?? What??

Me: Hey it’s some God-knows-who man. I just stored it in Mallya’s name. And you completely fell for what I told!! :D

She would have spanked me (hard!) if we were not having dinner. :D

There were no more calls from the unknown- Mallya. Thank God for that!

As for S, she couldn’t believe that she believed the crap I told her. :D

This post is dedicated to her stupid-ness. :D

Btw, S has a similar version of this story, only thing she defends herself in that.

If you wanna hear it, visit http://www.incurableinsanity.blogspot.com/

:)